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[短篇] 笑话4则

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7.我:“妈,我太丑了,实在不想出来见人了。”
老妈:“再丑也得给我从被窝里出来!”
  
8.喜欢一个女生,她对我说她经常把电脑用出问题,所以要找一个会修电脑的程序员。于是我苦练编程,过了一个月,我就把那女生忘的一干二净了。
  
9.室友晚上跟小姑娘出去,人家小姑娘说今天晚上我要榨干你!结果八点多就回来了。我才知道晚上俩人去了西餐厅,花光了一个月生活费。
  
10.每次犯拖延症的时候,你就像是在对未来的自己说:“操,你来做。”

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太丑不敢起床确实是一个睡懒觉的好理由 我是不是太丑了才不敢面对一些事物呢!

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