氨基酸 发表于 2021-3-17 00:44   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话五则

1.有一天绿豆自杀从5楼跳下来，流了很多血，怎么样了?==>变成了红豆
2.为什么飞机飞这么高都不会撞到星星呢?==>因为星星会闪啊
3.玉米想追求时髦，去烫头了，结果怎么样呢?==>变成了爆米花
4.什么老鼠用两只脚走路?==>米老鼠
5.什么鸭子用两只脚走路?==>所有的鸭子都是用两只脚走路的(是不是想说堂老鸭)
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