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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

一、假如生活欺骗了你,你也应该及时打开美颜相机欺骗生活
二、我现在:语文不会,数学很累, 生物颓废,物理心碎,英语没背, 地理很醉,直穿心肺, 痛彻心扉, 欲哭无泪,节操全碎,全都不会,如同鸡肋, 食之无味,开学考试指定得跪.
三、“越炫耀什么,越缺什么。” 这句话的正确版本应该是:“越缺什么,越觉得别人在炫耀什么。”

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根据你第二条,是不是还应该有个“明天高考了,可怎么办呀”,“怎么办,我大学都毕业了管我p事”

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