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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.钢琴调音师:“对不起,先生,我是来给您的钢琴调音的。”
主人:“哦?可是我没有请你来给钢琴调音啊。”
钢琴调音师:“这我知道,是你的邻居们要我来的。”
2.约翰:“听说你要去电影院上班了,请送我几张门票吧。小菜一碟,您不会介意吧。”
凯文:“没问题的。听说您太太在银行工作,得空也请您送我几张钞票吧。”
3.老师:“今天我们来学习减法。比方说,你哥哥有5个苹果,你从他那儿拿走3个,结果怎样?”
汤姆:“结果嘛,结果他肯定会揍我一顿!”

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