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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

笑话三则
1.老婆整天在老公耳边说婆婆这不好那不好。
终于有一天,老公忍无可忍说:“我妈什么都不好,你妈就好得不得了!”
老婆说:“我妈自有她儿媳妇骂,不用你操心。”
2.老师:“今天我们来学习减法。比方说,你哥哥有5个苹果,你从他那儿拿走3个,结果怎样?”
汤姆:“结果嘛,结果他肯定会揍我一顿!”
3.在上基督教课的时候老师问一个学生:
“如果有一个男孩侮辱了你或打了你,你能原谅他吗?“
"能,老师,我想我得原谅他,如果他比我大的话。”

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